I am a dirty whore....

I was just reading Knit Crazed & he was explaining that he recently discovered that he is a monogamous knitter (only straying once or twice, oddly enough for the sake of children). A monogamous knitter is always dedicated to one project at a time. I had never thought about it in those terms. But now I have to face the facts, that I am a dirty knitting whore! I am constantly juggling multiple knitting projects. I am shameless about it too... Right now I am getting down & dirty, doing the yarn nasty with 3 different projects on the couch. I don't even TRY to hide them from each other!!! Does that make my finished projects illegitimate bastards?